Honey, Flo gave me call

“Honey, who is Flo?“

“Who? Oh, she’s my insurance underwriter“

“Why did she call?“

“She said that she saw I had a steak dinner last night, that my LDLs are high, that my premium needs to raised, and that I’ve been pre-approved for a nutritionist and gym membership…“

“Have you been using snapchat, again?“

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