Caveman Fashion

[Jim and Bob are sitting on a park bench watching folk walk by]

Bob says:

“Hey Jim, these yoga pants are caveman fashion“

Jim says:

“I’m not complaining“

Bob:

“I mean, the price-point is getting down for these materials; but, there should be cuts and flair“

Jim thinks… and says:

“You know, we wouldn’t have this bench to sit on without these women in athleisure and glasses“

Bob:

“How do you mean?“

Jim:

“They’re voting on where they want to see guys like us install these benches… they just put up a , and if the recording office gets enough pings, they install a bench…“

Bob thinks… and says:

“I’d like that for potholes on my street…“

Jim:

“that just takes and caveman fashion“